Archive forMay, 2006

Correcting Fashion Blunders

I realize that the younger generation is not interested in what I have to say about the clothing industry. But before anyone turns a deaf ear, I want to stand up for moms in my age group.

Yes, we may frown at the pants that are worn too far below the waist and blouses worn too high above the waist, but you kids should know something. We saved you from the horrible dark blue jeans with orange stitching.

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Singles, Dating and Phone Numbers

Taking phone numbers for dates: should guys be collecting them like stamps?

Many relationships begin with a phone number — the guy asks the girl for her number, he calls, they set up a date, and a relationship (possibly) begins. However, because phone numbers are sometimes abused to the point of comical exaggeration, not all phone number “transactions” result in the same scenario.

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How To Select a Stage Hypnotist For Your Event

First I must say that I consider myself to be an Expert in the area of providing Hypnotic (and Magical) Entertainment.  I say this not out of a sense of ego, but because although I am not an entertainer myself Providing, Producing & Directing Hypnotic & Magical Entertainment has been my Exclusive Business Focus for nearly 15 years now.  I am also a certified professional hypnotist, but I personally would NEVER profess to be a “Hypnotic Entertainer”!
  
I have worked with a wide variety of Stage Hypnotists over the years, and in a variety of capacities.  After a few years I came to one conclusion… All Hypnotists are certainly not created equally…neither in the talent that they possess nor in the methods by which they do business.  Oh yes, many of them can charm the pants right off of you… remember that persuasion is part of what they do!

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The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz

Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT. All these test pale in comparision to the examination that I just failed. Failing those test may have minor repurcussions like never making it into college and therefore being forced to work at fast food resturants well into you 40’s. That’s nothing. I just flunked a quiz that could scar me for life.

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Summer Vacation Fun

The kids all want to go to Disneyland, but I don’t see what the big deal is.  I mean, it’s not like we don’t ever go anywhere fun.  Don’t they remember Laundryland?

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It’s No Joke, Laughter is Awesome Medicine!

You go right ahead! Laugh and cackle to the point of losing your breath! Laughter has enormous amounts of health benefits ranging from affecting diabetes to lowering risks of heart attacks and everything in between!
In this modern world that we live in, full of medicinal remedies and medical breakthroughs, who would ever dream that something as simple as laughter could induce such amazing benefits to your health that could rival highly scientific compounds found in drugs of today?

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The Decline Of The Movie Theater

So, have you gone to the movies lately? Let’s face it, in this day and age, going to the movies isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. Recent studies have shown that box office ticket sales have steadily declined over the years and the reason is simple - years ago, if people wanted to see a movie, they had no other choice other than going to the theater. I don’t know about you, but I don’t remember the last time I had a pleasant “movie going” experience. Let’s look at what’s involved. First, you have to find out the times and the movies that are playing. Next you have to get in the car and drive to the theater giving yourself enough time to park, get your tickets, buy your popcorn, etc. Okay, now your all set and you enter the appropriate theater room and find your seat. The movie begins and here come the distractions. You have all the people straggling in that are late, fumbling around in the dark trying to find their seat, you have the whisperers, the plastic crinklers, the cell phone talkers … I think you get the point. By the way, I didn’t even mention the price of admission. Where I am from, it costs about $7.50 US Dollars per person. Bring your significant other, kids or whoever else and thow in the cost of snacks ….. This is Big Bucks!

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